A beaver is a female version of a duster..

Soo last night Jess Me Kyrrah & Kylie decided to hang out most of the night was at OG Waccas lol, (we call it waccas cause I held the tray upside down & it was a w lol) we were waiting for Tash to finnish work at like 12 so we sat there from like 8:30 til 12 lol we have no lives. So after Tash finnished we went back to Jess's house and sat in her room being quiet even though we'd be cracking jokes and laughingg. Then we decided to go to Green Valley Waccas so Tash could see people she knew, Jess & Kylie stole her car lmfao it was lol. After that we decided to go wake up Cody and went to Horningsea Park and tried to finnd his house but we went to some randoms it was lol then we found he's house then went to go wake up Nessim to come driving with us we went to Elizabeth Drive Waccas which was closed but we just hanged around in the car park writing on the concrete with chalk and tried to wake up Todd who lives accross the road from the Waccas.

Eventually we got bored of sitting around in a carpark at 3 am so we went and dropped Cody back at his house but first we decided to go back to OG Waccas to get food lol. After we dropped Cody off we went back to Jess's house and slept from around 5 til 10:30 we eventually all woke up and had to catch fish for Jess's dad it was so lol especially Kylie saying she drowned a fish lmfao.

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A diva is a female version of a hustlaaaaaa.

Okay, the first ever episode I've watched of Top Gear Australia is fucking shit. Like wtf as if fucking review the Mitsubishi Evo 10 after Top Gear UK reviewed it last year, one it's a fucking shit car and it's fugly and two Top Gear UK's review was soo much better than these shit fucking bogan spastics. Their test track is fucking shit too, "Clarkson corner, shaped like the back of Jeremy's head" wtf like go shoot yourself their fuck wits, they also did like some rip off of an ad road test, the challenge was shit too. Hmm what else can I say about it, the show gives Top Gear a bad name. I cant believe they'd take Top Gear UK off TV for this fucking shit, it's pathetic. I told my Dad it was going to be shit and he was like nah give it a chance but who was right clearly my father is a tad silly. I hate Top Gear Australia, I want it to die, I will burn the fucking studio if I have to.

Anyways enough of my bitching. My day was boring 5 periods of doing nothing, surprisingly I haven't got any assignments at the moment so this afternooon Kyrrah & I went and got food then went to a park and sat on the swings and lol-ed at what happened today then I wrote Kyrrah is a whore on the pole and Von Foool, loloololol. Then I tried to push Kyrrah's car and crawled on the bonnet lmfao. Anyway nothing else has really happened lately, I'ma go drink coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee now lol :G.

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With Our Guns And Our Heads Held High...

So last night I saw this band called The Living End, it was pretty fucking epic. The supporting bands were Tame Impala which were crapppppp and Gryoscope, they were awesome the singer is soooo hot. The mosh was fucking insane for gyroscope there was a circle pit I was like OMGOMGOMG :G lol. After they finnished this really nice guy got Me & Samo onto the barrier which was legendary lol. While waiting for The Living End there was these random guys they were soo lol they started singing random songs by The Living End it was epic then there was this other guy who was like drunk & he was just yelling out random band names then I mentioned Parkway Drive and they were all like YEAAAAAAHHHHH PWD! lololol. Then they guy started singing Freak by Silverchair and everyone was like wtf lol. Then I said we should sing some Beyonce but everyone was like NO -_- lol.

Anyways, I can't really remember half the songs they played but they played my favourites, Roll On, All Torn Down & Prisoner Of Society. They also played West End Riot, White Noise, Second Solution, I Can't Give You What I Haven't Got, Lol thats all I remember. There was one stage where Andy & I had a moment he was just staring at me & I had like the biggest grin on my face staring back he's sooooooo hot and such an epic drummer. Scott is fucking insane he was standing on his double bass I was like EPICCCCC! lol and Chris what can I say he's just legendary I love his Gretsch Guitars, I can't wait to get mine.

After they finnished one of the security guards came up to me & he high fived me & he was like YOU SURVIVED! & I was like lol I've been in worser moshes, he tried to get me a pick but he failed :[ but he was stilll awesome. I love Chris Cheney, Scott Owen and Andy Strachan.

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Cittaaay!

So today Me, Benita & Ivana went to the city. I organised this event so I said be at Livo station by 9am, surprisingly Benita & I sync-ed the T-way which was lol she kicked me bitch lolol. So we were on the T-way talking about how Ivana would be late, we got to the Station at 8:58am and waited, and waited, and waited. Ivana was bragging on msn the night before how she was never late, WHAT A LIAR, she was 10 minutes late then we said to her your late and she was like "I'M NOT LATE" fucking idiot lol the clock clearly said 9:10am but she decided to deny she was late. Anyways, we got on the train and went to central, when we first got on Benita hit her head on the window it was sooooo lololol then we kept bagging out Ivana shes so lame rofl. The whole way there we were talking about stupid yet funny things like the time Ivana didn't notice the train was going backwards & forwards and Me talking about the Sweet Taste Of Liberty ep on How I Met Your Mother :G. It's an epic episode lol.

Eventually we got to the city and walked all the way to Mcdonalds in George St which took forever but it was worth it just to get there before they stopped serving breakfast. It was soo funny in Mcdonalds there was a pigeon near us we were like WTF LOL & Benita attempted to take a photo of it but failed epicly and people were staring at her lmfao. After we had breakfast we went too the Cap Booths and took pretty photos, Ivana & I were gunna try and chop our fingers off in this photo cutting thingy lol. So after that we went to Market City and looked around I gots pink leopard print tights :G and brought other stuff. After Market City we went to Darliing Harbour but Ivana took as the wrong way as per usual but I saved the day and took us the right way we just walked around and sat for like 10 minutes cause we're lazy lol then we went to Harbourside Mall, that place is pretty epic, we had lunch there and looked around and the headed back for Central Station. When we got on the train we were so tired lol Benita & I kept bagging out Ivana for being late and yet again were talking about random stupid funny moments lololol.

Anywho, it was an epic day I had so much fun I love the city I should live there. I love hanging out with Benita & Ivana it's soo funny.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Sigh, I've been so bored lately. On thursday I babysat for my cousin her kids are soo cute but they beat me on Wii DAMN THEM! and I saw Neil on TV while I was at their house and as usual I started saying OMGOMGOMGMOGMOGMOGMMG! and I told them he's my husband lolol they soo believed me (Y). The other couple of days have been boring, all i've been doing is sleeping and watching Ellen, The View and Days Of Our Lives lol. Anyways, I don't really have anything to report. But omg I love the Mary Poppins soundtrack :G the chimney sweeps make that movie epic I'm going to get a fireplace just so I can be a chimney sweep :C. The Mary Poppins stage show badly fails I watched some clips on youtube, I couldn't believe how much it was failing :C stupid people thinking they could pull off something like Mary Poppins dickheeeds.

Anyways, YO MAMA.

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<3

Okay, so it's been exactly a month since Sound Relief and I still can't get over the fact that I went to Melbourne to see SPLIT ENZ, I mean I stayed in a mosh for 10 hours straight with no food or water. I was soo lucky to get the mosh ticket I remember panicking when Ticketek was lagging lol. Just the hear the sound of 80,000 people all around you is freaking epic.

When Liam Finn came on stage at around 5pm I was like omfg finnally. He only played two of his songs which was disappointing for me because I have never seen him live but he was crazy I love him too pieces despite what anyone else says. After Liam played Second Chance and Lead Balloon, no other than NEIL FINN, NICK SEYMOUR & ELROY FINN came on stage but I already knew Elroy was there because he was helping his older brother set up :G. I was so shocked when Neil walked on stage I was fucking crying reallly bad which was shown on live television and the fucking news how embarrassing lol. Nick, Neil & Elroy played Don't Dream It's Over first, then Elroy left the stage and TIM FINN came on stage and they played Weather With You which was epic :G I finnally saw the Finn Brothers together on the same stage I was screaming like crazy and it's funny because I can recognise my own scream lolol. After they finnished Weather With You, Tim left the stage and Neil, Nick & Liam played Better Be Home soon which was their last song. I was crying I haven't heard them play it live since I saw Crowded House on the 5th of November 2007. Neil made everyone hold the note at the end of Better Be Home Soon as he does I am proud to say that I held the note :C lol.

Split Enz played at like 7:30pm which was EPIC but surprisingly I wasn't crying when they played I think it was because I already saw Neil early that day. But I cried when Neil played Message To My Girl that song is so about me and I remember this girl like behind me was like to her friend "omg she's crying!" Lolololol. Split Enz played: Shark Attack, Poor Boy, I Got You, Message To My Girl, Pioneer, Six Months In A Leaky Boat, History Never Repeats and I See Red. I remember seeing that whore I hate when the Enz we're playing she was standing side-stage, when I saw her I was like omfg wtf fucking whore faced slut I gave her the biggest dirty, I hate her sooo fucking much. I also saw Pete Green side-stage he's like the head of the Frenz Of The Enz, He's pretty coool. Lol Neil is such a rebel, because they always play History Never Repeats as their last song I thought they'd be finnished but Tim was like "what about I See Red?" and Neil was like "who cares let's play it" :G I was like REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. Other bands that played which are awesome were Hunters And Collectors, Augie March, JET, Jack Johnson and Wolfmother. I loveloveloved Hunters And Collectors, Mark Seymour is soo good looking just like his brother Nick who is in Crowded House :GGGG.

I was really annoyed at the fact that they said it was Crowded House like HELLO RETARD it's not even the whole band like what about Matt and Mark their apart of the band too so that really really really does annoy me. And I also really hate how people are like "omg that Liam Finn dude was a spastic" like STFU you have no fucking right to judge him it's not like you could be any better at least he has the guts to get up infront of 80,000 people and play his music. And I don't care what any of you fuckers say Liam is a fucking EPIC musican I love him and his music to pieces.

Anyways I love Neil Finn more than anything in the whole fucking world, I would do anything for him. He makes my life great without him and his music I wouldn't be who I am today I'd proberbly be an emo or something. <3.

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Strangerr Than Fiction

Yeah sooo this weekend has been prettty goood. On Saturday I saw Mindless Self Indulgence with Ivana & Nina, IT WENT OFF OMG IT WAS SOOO GOOOD. I loved jumping around and dancing to their music it was madmadmad awesome. We met their drummer kitty she's soo hot she signed my shoe lol and we met Jimmy Urine who is the singer omg he is soo funny.

On Sunday Ivana and I decided we wanted to go to the movie marathon which was soo much funn, Jess's mate Tash picked us up then we went to the movies and stood in the car park for like half an hour lol, just talking about random stuff and meeting new people and catching up with friends lol. The fucking marathon started like an hour late....motherfuckers. The movies were 17 Again, Yes Man & Inkheart. We didn't stay to watch Inkheart it was lame not my sort of thing. When each movie finnished we went outside and talked and smoked lol menthol smokes are soo nice :C lol. After we left we had to drop Todd off at work which is Mcdonalds so we got there at like 5am and we had to wait an hour for it to open lolol everyone was sooo dead it was lol. Andreas took me home at like 7am then I watched golf with my Dad lolol wtf then I went to bed at like 9am and woke up at 2pm. Wooooo Top Gear is on tonight I'm happy about that, I love Top Gear it's such a good show Jeremy Clarkson should marry me lolol, I love him to bits he's so funny <3.

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